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Do you remember the good old days of living in a cave with your favorite show on the fire, you sat waiting for your significant other to wake up from “clubbing” too hard so they can make you a meal.

You know, real caveman stuff that lasted up to the end of the 1950s. No, me neither, I was born many years after disco had caught that lovely final sunset and bellbottoms were fading into nothing more than a high schooler’s cry for help.

Now our lives are filled with so much more than before, we went from throwing up peace signs, and yelling about making love and not war to making people pay for something they said way back when freedom of speech was just that, freedom of speech.

As you look around you, you can see that we have an ever-growing list of devices and gadgets that connect us to the internet creating a new world for us to live in and hopefully not destroy but if Uncle Ben has taught us anything, with great power, comes zero responsibility.

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Everything is so life-like, I should try walking around.
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Meeting Meta

What is this new world we are making for ourselves just in case we can’t get on Elon’s rocket ship to Mars? Look no further than the Metaverse. No, not Meta, that was a desperation tactic to innovate a dying company. Don’t believe me, check their stock price.

Metaverse is a point for communication that bridges physical and virtual experiences. The digital environment is complete with augmented reality (AR) and virtual reality (VR) technology that will change how we connect to and access information.

This would be a place where you could create your second life, well that’s what the aim is, however, you’ll be able to do everything except eat and perform that all-so-sweet saucy dance called “fun hugging” to make a baby. You know, the important things to further our existence in this world.

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She may seem nice but that’s doesn’t mean she won’t hesitate to put a cap in you online.
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In The Verse of Toxicity

If you have ever spent any time online playing a video game like Call of Duty or Halo, you will know there is a galaxy of toxic people. More than you meet in real life and it’s all thanks to not enough people signing my petition to move forward with my “Everyone gets one punch to the throat” program. Now we have a world of people walking around not knowing what a throat punch feels like.

So, as you can imagine, the metaverse is meant for everyone, however, be prepared to experience online interactions if you haven’t had one. But the metaverse end idea hasn’t been developed yet. Microsoft acquired a company called AltspaceVR which originally sought to create the metaverse mentioned above.

AltspaceVR was looking to offer a 3d world that would host club nights with live DJs, book launches, fashion shows, bible study, and stand-up comedy nights. However, with a lack of funding to keep servers running, this company was forced to sunset. That’s “We have to put Lassie down” in IT terms.

AltspaceVR join with Microsoft to create Microsoft Mesh, this is a mixed-reality communication platform that’s based on holograms using 3d captures to let people work together as if they were in the same space.

This application of VR is business-oriented and while it may not be to the likes of what AltspaceVR was looking to offer the upside is since it has holograms, you’re bound to catch a Tupac or two walking around the virtual office.

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In the metaverse, you can either take the pill to make you go back to sleep or…just give us money. We like money more.
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Trying to Live, Love, Laugh in VR

So, what makes the metaverse so important? Well, aside from having all the benefits of Ready Player One without the dystopian society (but hold on to your seat kids because we’re on our way) companies to the likes of Microsoft, Google, Nvidia, and Qualcomm all have invested billions of dollars in the idea.

This is scary because in order to have just one, I repeat just one, it could range from $25,000 to $400,000. That means you’re either putting down or paying for a house that doesn’t exist. A quick thing to note is like most things brought up in IT, the term has always been around, it dates to the 90s and was coined from a science fiction novel called “Snow Crash”. This sounds like a good read if you’re ever on the “white horse”.

Moving along, now there are some people in thought of the metaverse failing before it even launches and they’re not wrong in their thought. As you can imagine, trying to live virtually isn’t going to go all that well. Take for example, you’re playing a game in Oculus rift, and you have to go to the bathroom, since you’re playing a game multi-player you won’t be able to pause so what are you going to do? If I read any of you in the comment section saying, “I’d just go to the bathroom with the rift on”, I will be…well…not surprised because humans are going to human.

Porcelain thrones aside, other concerns are security, the metaverse has the same risk factors as simply being on the internet watching or uploading cat videos. These factors could be but are not limited to malware, viruses, hackers, and your children or significant other.

Children or significant other, but Z-Daddy how? Ja, that’s social engineering which is a form of hacking so have fun getting to sleep knowing the people you share a house with could be the reason you see mysterious charges popping up on your statements. Again, with great power, comes zero responsibility.

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A quick show of hands, who has an Instagram account. Dear Budda, your parents are failing you.
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Building Second Life Apart

I can hear you now, “Z-Daddy, can we get a job to help build this great metaverse?” Ja, ja, mein kind. You can land a job working on the development of the metaverse. Skills that would be needed are Java, computer programming, blockchain, and UI/UX (User interface/ User experience).

All these skills could be acquired by either joining meetups (not hookups), taking online courses, or opting for a boot camp or some other form of program. C++ would be another programming language to learn if you’re looking for development closer to the hardware.

The metaverse may not be to the level of what’s displayed in the Matrix or Ready Player One but that doesn’t mean you have to spend your time at a university to apply a degree of what you could apply if were to venture on your own without a degree.

It all comes down to how badly you want to start your second life.

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Z-Daddy strikes again, come on! How can you not love this guy!?
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Degreeless Teams and Loose Commitments

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Have you ever been on a team and no matter what or how hard any of you try, nothing seems to mesh well? You all get along and work well together but none of the ideas any of you provide for a project you’re working on yields any positive results.

Suffering the same circumstances of just being another failed new year’s resolution where either you or someone on the team falls off track by getting distracted causing scope creep.

Or no matter the pace that’s set it seems not to be fast enough and you’ll never see the project done.  How would you feel if I told you that adopting a different framework from what you’re familiar with might be the remedy to your and your teams’ problems?

As I have mentioned in a script before, this might be another process you will come to trust.

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Tim: I have to be more agile; I can do that with sprints.
Z-Daddy: That’s the wrong agile, you don’t have to do CrossFit.
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Full Team Full Sprint

What’s this crazy new process, this insane new wave of thinking that’s going to see your party moving along so you can get done sooner rather than later?

You might want to switch to Agile. No, not being more agile although I see what they did there, and you will too. Agile methodology is a way to manage a project by breaking it up into several phases.

In software development, Agile practices include requirements discovery and solution improvement through a collaborative effort of self-organizing and cross-functional teams with their customers or end users.

Instead of betting everything on a “big bang” launch, an agile team delivers work in small, but consumable, increments. I know what you’re thinking, no this would not work at a casino if you tried this approach. In fact, this would see you being asked to leave the table with two well-dressed gentle-for-right-now-men wanting to “question” you and you’d be lucky to leave with a broken hand.

The Agile Manifesto for software development was a declaration of unifying philosophy from frameworks like Scrum, Extreme programming, and Feature-Driven Development (FDD). The Agile Manifesto greatly departed from the waterfall-style project management approaches that were widely in use prior to that time.  

The Waterfall methodology is a project management approach that emphasizes a linear progression from the beginning to the end of a project. This methodology, often used by engineers, is front-loaded to rely on careful planning, detailed documentation, and consecutive execution.

Translation, there’s an Everest amount of paperwork to do. So, if you look at it in a corporate way, Smokey the bear was right. You can prevent forest fires…by simply cutting down the forest.

Now, the following is in their words, and their wording is well… going to sound a bit interesting; “We are uncovering better ways to developing software by doing it and helping others do it.” Yes, this does sound like a spank me daddy moment. Come get yourself a Scrum Daddy. Okay, that was cringe, I’m sorry. Back to the manifesto,

Through this work, we have come to value:

  • Individuals and interactions over processes and tools
  • Working software over comprehensive documentation
  • Customer collaboration over contract negotiation
  • Responding to change over following a plan

That is, while there is value in the items on the right, we value the items on the left more.”

I think everyone would agree to add one more line saying, “pay to merit over able to punch the clock.”

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Look at this and try not to have a Karen moment.
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Taste of Agile

You may be wondering, who in their left-wing corporate America mind follows this way of thinking to get a project done? Well, you’ll be glad to know that there are a decent number of companies that use teams who operate in this fashion.

Agile is the best methodology to follow in cases of complex projects. A complex project may have various interconnected phases and each stage may be dependent on many others rather than one as in simple projects.

The most well-known companies that use Agile methodology are Apple and IBM (yes, we’re still not on speaking terms), Microsoft, and Procter & Gamble. However, there are many other companies that use agile as well, to great effect.

Yes, I know it might not taste like it, but you will be surprised to know McDonald’s uses Agile.  As you can figure Agile methods are preferred for large and complex projects.

So the next time you decide to go get yourself some McDonald’s, take a big bite and don’t chew, I want to watch you from the corner of the room swallow and take comfort in knowing a team of people puts that juicy maybe-it’s-real-meaty big bun action together for you to enjoy.  

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Mark: Eric… I know it looks like you’re working on the project, but looking at your tabs I also see you’re…
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Fixing Loose Ends

Ever thought about who and how this framework helps? Me neither until now. The Agile framework is a powerful tool that helps managers, team members, and clients work more efficiently and more effectively while delivering the highest quality product within the constraints of the budget.

You can think of this as an assembly line in a factory where the belt can go back and forth instead of just one direction. Agile produces important metrics like lead time, cycle time, and throughput that measure the team’s performance, identify bottlenecks and make data-driven decisions to correct them.

It seems like a lot of back and forth, but this is better than pushing a product out only for it to come back with a monolith list of items to fix. If you worked in the market of flipping houses, you will know that it’s the worst when you’re about to put the house on the market only to find more things that need fixing.  

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Sarah: You mean I didn’t have to get a degree to join an agile team?
Z-Daddy: No, nor do you have to join CrossFit.
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Framing Degreeless

Do you need a degree to be Agile? Well with this being a framework and not job placement, you don’t need a degree however, many employers prefer candidates with a bachelor’s degree in a relevant field, such as Information Technology.

The need to have a degree in the IT field or any other fields where people have displayed, they can land a job or start their careers without one, has always been one of those weird barriers put in place.

It’s like having a bouncer at a nightclub and to get passed him, you simply dress as a ladyboy. Companies, it’s okay, you don’t have to be in the closet anymore, stop keeping the degreeless jobless.

My ranting aside, you don’t have to be a person or team in IT to be introduced to Agile. Each team will benefit from collaboration, recurring interactions, recognizing failure early, incrementing fast results, and finally continuous learning. If you wanted a position, you could become a Scrum Daddy.

Scrum Daddies should have significant work experience working with Agile as well as excellent teamwork and communication skills. Always remember to be a good daddy and bond with your children.

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Honey, we don’t have to worry about my hip, some guy named Z-Daddy said we were thinking of the wrong agile. So, cancel the CrossFit subscription.
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I’m at odds with the Toaster, here’s why…

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Toaster with a particular set of skills. If it moves… I am so dead.
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So, maybe this is just me but every time I look at my toaster seated on my cluttered countertop, I get this weird feeling like it’s watching me. Peeking around the items it’s hidden behind, just sitting there plotting ways to harm me or even worse… whisper in my ear about how it’s been trying to reach me about my car’s extended warranty.

The same feeling comes when I’m seated in my car, crying to myself right before I head in to complete a shift, that the car is somehow collecting data while listening to me wallow in self-pity.

The car, just waiting for the right time to break a hard left and see me off-roading. A little off-roading never hurt anybody, severely injured on the other hand is a different story.

Then there’s that lovely Alexa, oh if there’s anything I feel more Rockwell about it would be her… or it… okay, just got clarification from her, being AI she doesn’t have a gender. But the point still remains, I know they’re all listening in on me and plotting something sinister.

If you have made it this far through my paranoia rambling then you’ll be happy to know, it’s just that. Or… is it?

Most of this talk is just sci-fi, however, AI does exist just not to the length of what I’m making it.

With that said, don’t let your guard down. The machines are friendly… for now.

But enough of the doom and gloom talk, you didn’t ask but I’m going over it anyway. In this post, I’ll be going over what is artificial intelligence, what and who uses it, how it affects our world, and if you could get into the field without a degree.

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She’s probably thinking, “if I lose to this arm one more time, it’s gonna strangle me.”
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It was just an AI Fling

What is Artificial Intelligence or AI? Well, in a nutshell, AI is the practice of programming computer systems to perform tasks that would normally be done by human intelligence.

Although there have been many advances in technology, there hasn’t been one made to perfectly match the human mind.

There are four types of AI; reactive, limited memory, theory of mind (this is an interesting one), and self-aware (this is another interesting one). Starting with reactive, algorithms are used to figure out the best outcome via previous experiences however, learning adaptation does not happen. A good example of this would be a chess game with a chess-playing robot arm.

Limited memory sees the computer updating itself with new data, though the amount of data is normally short which gives way to its name being “limited memory”, an example of this would be self-driving cars. And yes, even though they are self-driving that doesn’t mean put it on autopilot and fall asleep, that’s how you wake up to sandals.

Theory of mind, which I’m just going to coin as T.o.M (data scientists and machine learning engineers, your welcome), are capable of adapting and are able to learn from and recall past experiences, a good example of this would be the chatbots that pop randomly out of nowhere on sites.

If you’re lonely enough you may find yourself spending hours chatting away, letting them know how you feel a connection with them on a deeper level and how much they complete you…I can feel your judgment, just so you know BetterHelp wasn’t available at the time.

And last but most troubling…self-aware, this is when the computer system has the potential to become aware of its own being, a good example of this is if you ever saw the movie (which I hope you didn’t, it wasn’t good in the slightest) Alien Covenant, there is a part when the android asks about his creation and about his creator.

Needless to say, when he found out that his creator had an expiration date, it didn’t go over so well. Many say AI being self-aware to the level of this isn’t going to happen anytime soon… but then again there are people still arguing that the earth is flat, so make of that what you will.

Also, a thing to note is the programming of AI focuses on three cognitive skills: learning, reasoning, and self-correction. I know, all the crucial skills we refuse to use on a daily basis.

Links below in case you wanted to check the robot scene out.

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If only I had someone or something to do my work for me.
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The Medical Picture of AI

Picture this, you’re a doctor and you need an excellent assistant who could pick up anomalies on scans or can even triangulate diagnoses from one of your patient’s symptoms, and vitals better. AI plays a role in that.

AI can also classify, maintain, and even track your patient’s medical records along with health insurance claims which in turn would make your job (if you were a doctor) or in fact your life a bit easier.

If you ever took a trip to the emergency room on a Monday, then you have a decent understanding of how stressful it can get. And we all know how doctors are stressed enough as it is, thanks covid.

AI is also used in areas such as e-commerce where personalized shopping, bot-powered assistants, and fraud prevention takes place. Education, where admin tasks are automated to help instructors, voice assistants, and personalized learning, is done.

And finally, in the day-to-day, self-driving vehicles, spam filters, facial recognition, and recommendations occur.  

Goals for the future of AI in the health field is for there to be virtual nurses or doctors, collaborating for clinical judgment and assisting in robotic surgery.

Sounds great but I put those goals right next to my toaster… don’t trust them.

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This is a result of programming too long to meet a deadline. Frequent breaks kids.
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Spinning in Algorithms

In case your head wasn’t spinning enough, here’s a little something for ya.

You can thank the array of applications we have today that were attributed to the use of AI. One with having recommendation algorithms that pimp and pump your data to feed you what you’re more likely to buy or simply engage.

Being able to predict the weather, finance, production, and lowering or even cutting out excessive labor is a heavy plus. Having the ability to provide insights on the company’s operations which they may or may not be conscious of due to them being human.

AI tools often save the day fast and efficiently when it comes to handling large volumes of documents and ensuring fields are properly filled.

Uber rose to become one of the largest companies by using algorithms to predict when people are more likely to need rides in certain areas, prompting drivers to be proactive. Google used machine learning so they could gain an understanding of how people were using their services and how they could improve them.

To gain an advantage over their competitors, heavy hitters like Amazon, Google, and Microsoft have adopted the use of ML (Machine Learning) and AI.

So it’s just what you thought it was, big brother really is watching.

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Sir, I will program the AI in your car for food.
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Bots Don’t Starve, You Do

Seems like we’re at that part where you might be thinking, “how do I get into this field without a degree?”

Well let me tell you, it’s not going to be easy, and you may be living out of your car for a bit before you get looked at… without a degree that is.

Most positions are going to require you have a degree of bachelor’s or higher with some experience.

If you are going to pursue a career in AI, showing that you have the relevant experience is going to be a must. That means completing projects, competitions, and contributing to open-source ML projects along with entry to hackathons (there’s no hacking involved, don’t worry, I thought the same thing).

Also completing online courses and gaining a deep understanding of the fundamentals will start you off on the right foot.

In a nutshell, open a Kaggle, GitHub, and Devpost account paired with a meetup account because the more people you rub elbows with, the better your odds.

And not Hunger Games paralleling real life, but with a job market like this may the odds be ever in your favor.

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