Jobs Band of Thieves

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Tim: Hey Briggs, did you read the latest script?
Briggs: You know I did bro.
Tim: Z-Daddy is like my gun, he’s always on point.
Briggs: Bro, stop calling him that and that was mad cringe.
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There was a time, a long time ago, when we as humans weren’t divided and we lived together in perfect harmony. In case you were wondering how long ago that time was, I’m referring to the stone age when we were in caves, communicating through grunts and often pointing off into the distance to what may be a potential threat.

But as our civilization grew, so did our divide, and this also happened within the world of technology. There has been a long-standing argument over which PC (Personal Computer) is superior and to what aspect. Many claim that Windows users are the most vulnerable to viruses, malware, and susceptible to other forms of attacks and Apple is the alpha, omega, and like a self-proclaimed independent woman of modern society, they don’t need any virus protection keeping them down.

Mac users, you might want to keep reading because your PC isn’t off the menu.  

Shaw: Mac can get hacked? But Steve Jobs at fruit.
Z-Daddy: Shawn, that has nothing to do with this topic.
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A Bitten Apple

For many years, Apple has gone under the radar for being targeted for viruses and malware. Viruses have been reported to hit Apple products but not as hard or as often as with Windows and Android.

But there is a new addition to the growing list of viruses aiming to put MacOS higher up on the attacking menu. MacStealer is classed as malware that can collect your passwords, cookies, and other credentials from the web browser. Web browsers like Firefox and Google Chrome are commonly on the menu. MacStealer also has the capability to extract information from the KeyChain database.

KeyChain, in case you’re unfamiliar, is a macOS app that stores your passwords and account information, so in a sense making it easier for you to login into your accounts with less recalling. Always keep in mind that if it makes it easier for you it also makes it easier for the attacker depending on your given level of privilege on your PC.

A small inconvenience can go a long way.

Here at Uptycs, we find viruses and stuff.
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Malware Among Mac

Analyst researchers at a company called Uptycs discovered this malware. Uptycs, which is a cloud-based analytics solution for anomaly detection. You may be asking yourself what all these words mean. These are all fancy words for, “We look for anything that may be suspicious on your network” or “sus”, for those who have played Among Us.

They had found the malware being advertised on a forum site on the dark web. For those who don’t know, the dark web is not what Hollywood makes it out to be, and you may have experienced it to some degree. The dark web is the use of special browsers like Tor Onion and VPNs (Virtual Private Networks) for peer-to-peer connections to access content that otherwise wouldn’t be accessible.

Always keep in mind, just you being there isn’t illegal, however, the activities in which you participate if discovered could have consequences. MacStealer, was not only being sold as Malware-as-a-Service (MaaS) – meaning the author created it and it’s being sold for public use via agreement on pay, but its price tag was $100.

The fact that threat actors keep a budget in mind when it comes to paying for malicious services on the dark web leaves me dumbfounded. Even cyber criminals feel the effects of inflation.

Z-Daddy, please tell I don’t have to switch back to Windows OS.
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Ideal Co-Worker

So, at this junction, you probably want to know how this malware functions. MacStealer, when distributed, appears as an unassigned DMG (Apple Disk Image file) with a weed icon on the folder.

This is done with the intent to trick the victim into running the file on their computer. After clicking, the victim is prompted with a fake prompt to enter their credentials to “log in”. Once this action is completed, the machine is comprised, and information aggregation can begin.

Once all of the data is collected, it’s stored in a ZIP file and is sent back to controlled servers and stored to be collected later for the hacker. At the same time, MacStealer sends out a notification signifying the task is complete.

Yes, I know, this is more efficient than your co-workers, and no, you can’t make a virus to replace them. I’ve already tried.

Oh my co-workers just got lucky. I was so going to replace them with a virus.
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Zero Victim Security

This is being told with some good news… finally. No one (that I am aware of) has been hit with this malware yet. Uptycs analyst spotted it and put out an alert in time.

It’s still in the developing stages, so features from the author are looking to be added to it but for now, it’s nothing too sophisticated where you wouldn’t be able to spot it. Still, prevention has to be mentioned because not everyone may be computer savvy.

For some people owning an Apple product is like eating at a fancy restaurant, some people just bought it for the name. I don’t know how many people have put weed icons on their folders but if you find a file or folder with a weed icon and you didn’t put it there, delete it. Only enter your passwords and other log-in information at secure websites.

Never, and if you’re doing it, stop, store your passwords or any information in your web browser. It seems like a good option but it’s the one of few areas threat actors count on for your goodies. If you have too many accounts and passwords to remember, a solution could be using a simple text editor like Microsoft Office Word, saving, and storing your credentials on a flash drive, and unplugging it from the computer for good measure.

Never download files or click on any links sent from unknown sources and double-check with people whom you may know the link was from. There aren’t as many vulnerabilities in MacOS as in Windows, but a moment in evaluating a given situation could see both operating systems with better security.

Any one of these macs could have been comprised, don’t let it be yours.
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Freedom Didn’t Ring for You, Here’s Why…

Daily writing prompt
What does freedom mean to you?
These germs are freer than I am. *sighs*
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We’re Not Dictators of Our Past but of Our Future

In a time when pretty much everything is being put under a microscope, it’s nice to sit back, examine, and marinate in a stew with some chill music. The item under our microscope or in question is “What does freedom mean to you?”  

This is an interesting question because freedom would be not having to work for most people.  This is fair, but that begs the question “Without work, what would you be doing?”

Oh, brother, this is going to be a mixed bag, we can already tell. Anyway, let’s get on with our thoughts and let freedom ring.

Freedom? Freedom is why I wear a watch.
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Freedom, what is it? Everyone wants it, but is it even a real thing?  Don’t worry, you’re not Neo, we’re not Morpheus, and we’re not going to Matrix you. Freedom, when defined, is having the ability to be excluded from obligations.

What are obligations? Think of things you don’t want to do. This could be things like paying bills, putting overpriced gas in your car, or making up your bed. For us, the meaning of freedom is not being free from obligations but having the choice to fulfill obligations without consequence.

Still having to fulfill obligations without the consequence of not fulfilling obligations? That’s a real head-scratcher. We know, but again, we ask “What would you be doing if you didn’t have to do it?”

Freedom is lonely because not a lot of people have it.
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So, let’s play on the angle where you have zero responsibilities. Rushing out of bed is no longer a thing, money is no longer an issue, your coffee is always ready, and breakfast is on the table. Your whole day is ahead of you. What would you do? Let us know your response in the comments.

We believe life would take a sharp turn to boredom for the vast majority of people. Why is that? Well, you’re not expected to do anything, you don’t have to pay for anything, nothing is an issue. Welcome to the world of the “rich”, this is the place where you can spend money on nonsense while others try to make sense of what they could be doing better with their time.  

We believe this is the reason why rich people are portrayed this way on television, it displays the boredom that comes with freedom. We’re not saying freedom is bad and doing nothing will cause you to do ridiculous things, but we are saying there is a reason why there are consequences.

If you don’t lay out consequences for yourself then they will be laid out for you. The wealthy are well aware of that mindset. That’s why they have their days, weeks, months, and even years scheduled. Fulfilling an obligation that you’ve created and holding yourself accountable for not fulfilling is freedom.

Why? Because you’ve set the terms, not someone else. You’re in control, not someone else. You made your bed up, not your parents. You are free to do what you want within the parameters you have set for yourself, and that’s powerful.

Always remember; Uncle Ben (not the one on the rice box) said “With great power, comes great responsibility”. Well, we say “With no responsibility, comes no power.”

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How Did I Fail with This Grade!?

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Don’t make me learn and stuff.
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It’s that lovely time again, you know that time when you have to step outside of your comfort zone and learn something new. For most people stepping outside of their comfort zones; it’s learning how to dance, but for me, it’s learning how to do complex Math.

Give me a beat and I’ll give you the cringiest dance moves I can come up with all day, give me an equation and I’ll quickly redirect the equation to the computer. I mean what else do we have them for, outside of waiting for their pending uprise?

Anyway, you sit down at your computer, blow the dust off your keyboard, and begin glossing over what you could learn. You elect to learn a programming language but which one, there are so many. And whatever language you choose it must be able to set you apart from the pack.

What if I told you that you might want to consider learning a programming language that the pack may know but may not be proficient in? Trust me, sometimes going with the herd works. What is this programming language that could see you as a part of the herd and yet can set you apart from them?

Puzzled as to what it could be? Again, worry not sweet child of mine, Z-daddy got you.

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I might not be your daddy but like issues, I got you.
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In a World of C

So, who could give Scala a run for its money when it comes to being among scalable programming languages? One hint is that it mirrors the grades I’m used to seeing when I was in school only just with another plus sign added to it.

Couldn’t figure it out with my hint? Then I would like to introduce you to C++. What is this programming language you ask? Well like you may have heard many times over, C++ is a general-purpose programming language that can be used to create high-performance applications and offers programmers a high level of control over system resources and memory.

I’ve run into multiple people saying C++ was their first programming language to learn because they were pursuing a degree in computer science. I was also informed one or two dropped out due to difficulty and lack of interest in developing programming skills.

A clear thing to note is that colleges will set you up for failure since you wouldn’t only be learning this language but other programming languages as well. I’m aware they don’t do this intentionally, learning C++ is important since it’s cross-platform and it’s supposed to “test your grit” but yeah, just learning one programming language, in general, is hard enough when you have no clue on how to program.

Anyway, ranting aside, C++ is difficult to learn due to its multi-paradigm nature and advanced syntax. C++ was created by Bjarne Stroustrup back in 1979 (he might have had that Stephen King experience) at Bell Labs in Murray Hill, New Jersey.

If you have ever been to New Jersey, remember one thing, like the scene from The Lion King; everything the light touches is yours except Camden… stay away from Camden. There is some debate if C++ and C are either high- or low-level languages but then again, everything is a debate in the tech world so make of that what you will.

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I hate school, I hate math, God I even hate breathing.
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The C in Colleges

You may be wondering, “Why do colleges add C++ into your curriculum when pursuing a degree in computer science?” Simple, as mentioned earlier they want you to fail, drop out, and provide them with an endless supply of income.

In turn, they provide you with regret, student loan debt with interest, and a crippling blow to your academic ego. Leaving you with an all-around “you’ll never work in this city again” type of vibe. Scorn aside, C++ is in many ways… everywhere.

Programs and systems in everyday use or a part of their codebase are written either in C or C++. Operating systems, web browsers, your favorite game, or video editing software are some applications C++ can be found in.

Popular areas to note other than operating systems, browsers, and games are GUI-based (Graphical user interface) applications, embedded systems, banking applications, database management software, and cloud or distributed systems.

So take that teacher who said my C+ wouldn’t take me to a lot of places, you can kiss my A.

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And I told her just like this, “you can kiss my A”.
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C++ Importance

So why is C++ so important? Well, I’m glad you didn’t ask.

If you couldn’t tell from the previous paragraph because you’re skimming through this script like an “I’m too busy to read this nonsense, just get to your point” person… you feel triggered? Good, yeah I’m calling you out.

A lot of work goes into the creation of these scripts, be a decent person, go back to the previous paragraph and stick to the script.

For those of you who stuck to the script, C++ also adds importance because of company applications like Facebo- I mean Meta (C++ may even have a play in that Ready Player One knock-off dream Metaverse) and Google, also another fun fact is that this programming language is even in your car and medical technology.

Have fun getting sleep knowing that you’re one error code away from the grave.

businessman thinking about problems
I did version control, that wasn’t my line of code that cased a crush.
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C++ Path Least Taken

So you interested in learning C++ and want to get a job using it? I have some good news; you can do this without spending your time getting into debt. That’s right you don’t have to spend years pursuing a degree that’s going to make you live out of your car for four years.

If you can learn and gain a deep understanding of the fundamentals and concepts, then landing that highly sought-after cushiony IT job is all yours. Well, it’s not going to be that simple. I mean if it was then everyone would have a developer or software engineer job.

Clearly, you’re going to need more than just this programming language, again that’s why colleges have you learn other languages aside from this one. The best alternatives to learning C++ or any programming language for that matter are doing meetups for pair programming – this will see you sharping your programming skills even if you don’t have any, and you could combine this with pursuing online courses where you can gain knowledge from a high-to-low level.

It all depends on how far you want to go. You do not need a degree to become a programmer however, you do need something more than “Hello World” under your belt.

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