W.o.W on Steroids

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Do you remember the good old days of living in a cave with your favorite show on the fire, you sat waiting for your significant other to wake up from “clubbing” too hard so they can make you a meal.

You know, real caveman stuff that lasted up to the end of the 1950s. No, me neither, I was born many years after disco had caught that lovely final sunset and bellbottoms were fading into nothing more than a high schooler’s cry for help.

Now our lives are filled with so much more than before, we went from throwing up peace signs, and yelling about making love and not war to making people pay for something they said way back when freedom of speech was just that, freedom of speech.

As you look around you, you can see that we have an ever-growing list of devices and gadgets that connect us to the internet creating a new world for us to live in and hopefully not destroy but if Uncle Ben has taught us anything, with great power, comes zero responsibility.

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Everything is so life-like, I should try walking around.
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Meeting Meta

What is this new world we are making for ourselves just in case we can’t get on Elon’s rocket ship to Mars? Look no further than the Metaverse. No, not Meta, that was a desperation tactic to innovate a dying company. Don’t believe me, check their stock price.

Metaverse is a point for communication that bridges physical and virtual experiences. The digital environment is complete with augmented reality (AR) and virtual reality (VR) technology that will change how we connect to and access information.

This would be a place where you could create your second life, well that’s what the aim is, however, you’ll be able to do everything except eat and perform that all-so-sweet saucy dance called “fun hugging” to make a baby. You know, the important things to further our existence in this world.

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In The Verse of Toxicity

If you have ever spent any time online playing a video game like Call of Duty or Halo, you will know there is a galaxy of toxic people. More than you meet in real life and it’s all thanks to not enough people signing my petition to move forward with my “Everyone gets one punch to the throat” program. Now we have a world of people walking around not knowing what a throat punch feels like.

So, as you can imagine, the metaverse is meant for everyone, however, be prepared to experience online interactions if you haven’t had one. But the metaverse end idea hasn’t been developed yet. Microsoft acquired a company called AltspaceVR which originally sought to create the metaverse mentioned above.

AltspaceVR was looking to offer a 3d world that would host club nights with live DJs, book launches, fashion shows, bible study, and stand-up comedy nights. However, with a lack of funding to keep servers running, this company was forced to sunset. That’s “We have to put Lassie down” in IT terms.

AltspaceVR join with Microsoft to create Microsoft Mesh, this is a mixed-reality communication platform that’s based on holograms using 3d captures to let people work together as if they were in the same space.

This application of VR is business-oriented and while it may not be to the likes of what AltspaceVR was looking to offer the upside is since it has holograms, you’re bound to catch a Tupac or two walking around the virtual office.

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In the metaverse, you can either take the pill to make you go back to sleep or…just give us money. We like money more.
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Trying to Live, Love, Laugh in VR

So, what makes the metaverse so important? Well, aside from having all the benefits of Ready Player One without the dystopian society (but hold on to your seat kids because we’re on our way) companies to the likes of Microsoft, Google, Nvidia, and Qualcomm all have invested billions of dollars in the idea.

This is scary because in order to have just one, I repeat just one, it could range from $25,000 to $400,000. That means you’re either putting down or paying for a house that doesn’t exist. A quick thing to note is like most things brought up in IT, the term has always been around, it dates to the 90s and was coined from a science fiction novel called “Snow Crash”. This sounds like a good read if you’re ever on the “white horse”.

Moving along, now there are some people in thought of the metaverse failing before it even launches and they’re not wrong in their thought. As you can imagine, trying to live virtually isn’t going to go all that well. Take for example, you’re playing a game in Oculus rift, and you have to go to the bathroom, since you’re playing a game multi-player you won’t be able to pause so what are you going to do? If I read any of you in the comment section saying, “I’d just go to the bathroom with the rift on”, I will be…well…not surprised because humans are going to human.

Porcelain thrones aside, other concerns are security, the metaverse has the same risk factors as simply being on the internet watching or uploading cat videos. These factors could be but are not limited to malware, viruses, hackers, and your children or significant other.

Children or significant other, but Z-Daddy how? Ja, that’s social engineering which is a form of hacking so have fun getting to sleep knowing the people you share a house with could be the reason you see mysterious charges popping up on your statements. Again, with great power, comes zero responsibility.

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A quick show of hands, who has an Instagram account. Dear Budda, your parents are failing you.
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Building Second Life Apart

I can hear you now, “Z-Daddy, can we get a job to help build this great metaverse?” Ja, ja, mein kind. You can land a job working on the development of the metaverse. Skills that would be needed are Java, computer programming, blockchain, and UI/UX (User interface/ User experience).

All these skills could be acquired by either joining meetups (not hookups), taking online courses, or opting for a boot camp or some other form of program. C++ would be another programming language to learn if you’re looking for development closer to the hardware.

The metaverse may not be to the level of what’s displayed in the Matrix or Ready Player One but that doesn’t mean you have to spend your time at a university to apply a degree of what you could apply if were to venture on your own without a degree.

It all comes down to how badly you want to start your second life.

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Z-Daddy strikes again, come on! How can you not love this guy!?
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Battles Below No Coding

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Z-Daddy believes in me, I can’t handle this pressure.
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There comes a time in every person’s life when they have to do the unthinkable, the unimaginable, the most preposterous thing they could ever think of doing. What is this thing you ask?

No, it’s not having kids. It is learning. To some learning is fun while to others, it’s the very bane of existence. Why is learning such a pain? Well aside from increasing the formation of wrinkles in your grey matter, the very pain of failure is what draws us away from venturing forward with exploring our ideas.

Thankfully, we have reached a height in technology where learning our desired interests is more accessible. This gives way so that we may dive into action with little to no hesitation.

Now, let’s say your idea is to build a website or application and you have no clue as to how to write a script, don’t worry. There’s an app for that.

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Mark: But Z-Daddy, I can’t code.
Z-Daddy: Mark, you didn’t read the script. It’s no code for no coding.
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No Problem No Coding

You may or may have not during your time surfing the vast internet seen the term “low-to no-code” and wondered, “What in the Sam Smith hell is that?”

Low-code, better known in a formal setting as Low-code development platform (LCDP), is a development environment used to create applications through a graphical user interface (GUI).

A quick thing to note is; no code simply means there is no need for coding. This differs from the old way of building websites and applications that were constructed via lines and lines and lines of code. Low-code roots can date back to the 90s and early 2000s even though the actual platform made its presence in the market in 2011.

Instead of running out to learn programming languages such as Hyper Text Markup Language (HTML), Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), and JavaScript (JS), low code provides users with the basic logic followed by a drag-and-drop style of website building.

So, if you remember the days of being in kindergarten fitting shapes into holes and you just so happen to be that one special child thinking you can fit a square into a round hole and there’s nothing anyone can tell you differently.

You might not be a developer and may be a better fit for management. Also, in case this wasn’t common knowledge, this site is a low-to-no-code platform.

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Bro, she was dancing on me, and this rapper guy was like “ZEROCLAY NATION GET YOUR HANDS UP!” And I was like this.
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Easy Yet Difficult

So, what is being said here? Am I saying that this is so easy a caveman can do it? I would say almost yes and no. Yes, for the fact that learning a few complex programming languages are not required to begin putting websites together.

No, because some coding (programming) knowledge could be handy in certain circumstances. Individuals can become familiar with learning User Interface and User Experience (UI/UX) with a few rounds of practice in this environment. I say practice because I remember my first few times of trying to place elements a certain way without coding and boy can I tell you it was…well, interesting.

If you could imagine, it was like playing the claw machine, you managed to grab the item and bring it over close enough only for it to drop. Rinsing and repeating this action leads to high blood pressure frustration and baldness. My experience was jarring, that’s all I’m saying.

Back on board, this route is better since one doesn’t have to worry about laying down paragraphs of code and debugging. Developers who have had to find a problem as to why an image or element wasn’t showing up only to find after hours and several self-contained arguments later it was attributed to a typo will tell you, not only can debugging get out of hand if unchecked but can also be a nightmare.

For people looking to start a business, low code works out great as once wireframing is complete and plans are nearing their final stages, the product can reach to market quicker than traditional web development.

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He did say it was so easy a caveman can do it…maybe there’s hope.
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Garnering a Wage Above

Wondering if working with low code would garner you a job? The short answer is yes but not just by itself. In this wide world of IT, the tendency of being a Jack of All Trades and Master of None seems to be the theme.

As mentioned earlier, you would gain some self-study of UI/UX by using a platform to get yourself familiar with the functionality and after some time gain a little understanding.

Following this with some online courses would see you better as they provide more depth and go beyond just how a webpage looks. Taking other courses in web development would also improve your likelihood of employment as you can not only become familiar with the basic programming languages but also build a portfolio as you go.

According to Glassdoor the average salary of a low code developer (may be named “entry-level web developer”) makes about $81,567 which is a decent amount of coin if you don’t have to skill to perform rap battles in a shelter.

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ZEROCLAY NATION GET YOUR HANDS UP! YOU AIN’T GOTTA TRY WHEN HE SCRIPTINGTHEWHY!
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She a First-Time Scala

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Have you ever thought to yourself, “I think it’s about that time I picked up a new programming language”? Followed by the thought, “I’m going to need a programming language that’s going to separate me from the herd and see me at the head of the line to better employment”.  

Well, if you ever followed the previous question up with a quick Google search (I chose Google because it doesn’t seem like anyone uses Ask Jeeves or Ask.com anymore) you’ll find that are a massive number of programming languages to learn, oh and there are categories they’re in which you can choose from also, which are machine, assembly, and high-level in case you didn’t know.

But while you have a mass number of languages to choose from, whether to begin learning fresh or to make an addition to your array of programming languages already learned, this one may have not been on your radar. It sure wasn’t on mine.

Today we’re going to be going over Scala, answering what, who, why, and if you could get into the programming field without a degree. And uh, spoilers ahead, since it is programming more likely you can get into this field as a developer without a degree.

So yeah, you don’t have to worry about burning a massive hole in your wallet trying to obtain one. By the way, if the person you’re dating or looking to date has no clue as to who Ask Jeeves is, they may be too young for you.

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After countless hours of coding, the time has come to print “Hello World”…in all caps.
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Its Scaling Time

So, here’s a bit of information, some of which I did not know since I don’t know every programming language out there but I’m learning something new with every script so there’s that. Apparently, Scala, unlike most people nowadays stands for something.

Scala is short for “scalable language” and like high-level programming languages, Scala is a general-purpose programming language. Scala received this acronym due to it being able to “grow with you”, which in short if you need it for something simple as running a line of code, it can do that and if you need it for something mission-critical, Scala can be your go-to as well.

This language focuses on object-oriented programming or OOP, and functional programming, and was also designed to handle some of the criticisms of Java.

And in case you didn’t know or weren’t aware of what functional programming meant, I got you on that. Functional means that there is a set of approaches taken to create clean and maintainable software.

Popular functional languages would include the likes of Python, Clojure, and Erlang. I’m familiar with Python, the other two languages I’ll be scripting about in the days to come.

An advantage of Scala resides in the ability to be able to run in the Java Virtual Machine (JVM) which makes it possible for both Scala and Java stacks to be run and incorporated.

You can more or less put Scala down to being the Swiss army knife of programming languages.

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Scala Among the Many

Now, you may be thinking to yourself, “outside of the usual suspects, who are the people that use this language?” Well, I can tell you it’s the usual cast of suspects.

Software engineers, data scientists, and data engineers are prone to use Scala since Scala powers the data engineering infrastructure of several companies, in areas of content management systems, distributed applications, and finance-related applications.

Scala also powers data processing, cloud computing, and web development. Another thing that’s not going to be much of a surprise since data scientists were brought up is the fact that Scala is used for machine learning also.

Seeing all of this, you can pretty much tell there is a mass of developers that use this language.

To complement this, big-name companies the likes of Twitter, Nubank Walmart, Meetup.com, Amazon, Google, and the one company that has my undying hatred, IBM.

I’m not sure if this is current, it may have changed when this is uploaded but as of now, 952+ companies have reported using Scala within their tech stacks.

So, yeah if you’re going to be a developer or a big-name company or even a small start-up, you’re going to be using Scala at some point. As you can see, there are many areas to scale in.

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That’s right, this programming language is more scalable than this guy’s waist size during the holidays.
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Scala in the Wild

So, you may be wondering to yourself, “how does Scala have much of a play in our world?” Well, since it’s one of many programming languages out there you could learn, it wouldn’t be much of a surprise if I told you, it’s everywhere.

Many developers are flocking to this language for a few of its features which sets it apart from other programming languages.

Features such as but not limited to; ecosystem, being an extensible language, creation of domain-specific language or DSL, object-oriented and functional programming, along with being able to run concurrently are just to name a few.

Plus, a little perk for developers, you are not required to use a semicolon after every statement like you have to with JavaScript or Java.

Not a big deal when you’re first learning to code but tends to be annoying because the computer will let you know by bombarding you with squiggly lines and error messages.

Scala is widely used due to its scalability on Java Virtual Machine or JVM for short, this can be seen with companies such as Netflix and Alibaba.

So, with seeing the number of people who like to Netflix and chill, you probably have been scaling from the couch and not even knowing it.

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Scaling to What Degree

Thinking about trying to scale your paycheck from $0 to infinity and beyond? While I did say in the intro that you’re not going to need a degree (yes, I am aware that having one helps) you are going to be required to have a deep understanding of fundamental concepts.

Things like variables, strings, data types, and loops are some of the things you need to know in order to build projects which in turn will help you build a portfolio (having one is a key item when seeking out work because people are going to want proof of working knowledge), where paired with fixing up your resume and applying to job postings will see you begin to scale your way to ascension.

A thing to note is, learning just one programming language isn’t going to be enough to even get you to the interview but if you learn one well enough and “dip the toe” in others, you’ll be able to add and adapt which to many companies makes an ideal candidate.

However, brace yourself for the proverbial mountain pile of “thank you for your interest in our company, but we’ve decided to go with other candidates at this time” emails that are going to plague your inbox and some of which will end up in spam.

Pimpin ain’t easy…and neither is trying to find an entry-level developer job that doesn’t require 8 years of experience.

Make it make sense.

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