TLC was Right About Your Boss

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Here you are sitting in front of your computer, and you’re thinking to yourself;” You know today is the perfect day to go on some un-named sites.” That was a joke, no one ever thinks that. In fact, most people rarely think to stray away from their daily norms.

You get up out of bed, grab a cup of coffee, say hi to the cohabitator or fellow inhabitants, and then move on to go about your day online. This may be the case if you work from home, but for the rest of the world, it’s sitting in morning traffic and questioning the meaning of life while simulating The Belko Experiment in our heads.

Well, have you ever had that feeling after spending some time online, you logged out and called it a day but when logging out you feel like something is a little off. That feeling could be that random download that you didn’t care to stop but in case you thought that couldn’t be the case, let me explain how.

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R.A.T Vs Rat

What is this file that is taking residence on your computer? Well, look no further than you may have a rat in your midst. No, not the cute rodent that most people find disgusting because their cousins are often found running the subways of New York.

A side thing to note; they are actually clean animals; they just don’t get a fair shake. Us silly humans, we’re always fearing what we don’t understand. You may have a Remote Access Trojan (R.A.T), this is a type of malware that finds its way into your computer and can perform surveillance and can gain unauthorized access to your personal computer (PC).

RATs can behave in the manner of keylogger applications by automatically collecting information on keystrokes, usernames and passwords, browser history, and emails are a few things to mention.

They differ from keyloggers however, in the sense that RATs give the attacker the capability to gain access to unauthorized remote access to your PC. So if you could imagine, your boss who has a crush on you and is really good with computers, and since you may be working from home, somehow they take control of your computer, flip on the webcam and there you have it. You may not want to be walking around in your lounge clothes double-cheeked up when you’re supposed to be in work attire is all I’m saying.

Another lovely surprise is a backdoor is left open for the attacker to come and go as they please without you ever noticing. This can lead to changing the behavior of the machine, browsing, and copying files, and using your internet connection to perform some good old illegal activities.

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This was the webcam before the internet. Yup, Sarah is working from home today. #IWantAPoundCake
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Hacking Motives

You may be thinking to yourself saying “This is nuts! Who would do such a thing?” Aside from your crushing hard-on-you creep boss, hackers – who could be anyone, they don’t look any particular way – would resort to using this tactic to get information for a wide array of reasons.

Scenarios could be collecting your information either selling it or using it as blackmail or performing some type of extortion with it, installing more malicious malware, or doing a combination of all the above.

What are some motives that would cause one to do this? Well in most cases it has to deal with people wanting money, it kind of makes the world go round you know. And in other cases, in the words of Bag-Head (I know that’s not his name but I’m calling him that anyway) from the movie The Strangers, it’s because you were home. This is said because there are some instances where an attack takes place simply because it was able to.

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Sarah is inspiring me to get a mail-order bride. $200? I don’t know, that’s a bit expensive.
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Phishing for Mail-Order

Thinking to yourself now, “How do I stop something like this from happening to me?” Don’t know what age you are while reading this, but I grew up in the era when your parents would inform you, they were going to be leaving soon and you are going to be in charge of the house, firmly said “If someone is at the door and it’s not us, don’t open the door.”

That very saying still holds true, spear-phishing is one technique used in this attack. Any emails, website links, and redirected to download files or software received from unknown parties should be reported and removed immediately. Using anti-virus and anti-malware will aid in making sure the RAT isn’t able to work properly and assist in halting the collection of any information.

If a computer is infected and is linked to other computers, you should assume that all personal information has been compromised and immediately change login information from a clean computer. Following this credit cards and all financial activities should be monitored in the following months to catch any shady activity.

If you’re at work and find this has happened, get in contact with the system administrator and inform them of the potential threat. A well-known fact is that companies get hit due to complacency when checking emails. Yes, while a mail-order bride doesn’t sound like a bad idea, that potential risk to have your identity stolen or worst having the company’s PC corrupted could see you in line with hitting an iceberg.

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Ben: So… that link you sent me. I purchased a mail-order bride. We’re good with that, right?
Sarah: I never sent you a link. Wait, you bought what now!?
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Super Mario 3: The Spicy Meatball Edition

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All might not be so one up in the mushroom kingdom. Gamers who love playing as the tubby loveable plumber hopping in and out of pipes might want to opt for playing his other games until the sewage clears.

In a nutshell, if you have downloaded Super Mario 3: Mario Forever then the game isn’t the only thing that might be running on your computer. We’re going to look at what kind of attack this is, who used it, the functionality and effects upon its release, and what are some ways you can prevent this from being your computer’s last one up.

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The Attack

One-upping everyone to speed who is unfamiliar with the loveable plumber, his brother Luigi, the Princess Peach, and everyone in the mushroom kingdom, Mario is a popular platformer game that was released in 1985 on the home console Nintendo Entertainment System or widely known as NES under the title “Super Mario Bros.”

The objective of the game was to rescue the chronically kidnapped Princess Peach from the overgrown-I-don’t-know-how-this-relationship-would-work-because-his-a-lizard-and-she’s-a-human King Bowser. Just know a long story short there are some questionable motives on all parties, but Mario goes on a massive trip to rescue her time and time again. And one of those times was the Super Mario 3: Mario Forever game.

For those who may not know, Mario Forever is a fan-made game that was released in 2003 with the old-school NES side-scrolling and art style with an updated look and some new features.

Within the Super Mario game, trojan malware has been released for unsuspecting gamers with the intent to do some mining. And before you make the joke, it’s not mining with Minecraft. Minecraft has its own problems to dig through.

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Who Can It Be Now

Digging through research, threat actors were discovered by Cyble—a cyber threat intelligence and research company, that has spotted threat actors distributing a slightly different sample of Super Mario 3 installer.

It has been known that threat actors frequently hide malware in-game installers and since Mario is a highly popular gaming franchise this makes the perfect attack vector for threat actors.

Just when you thought Mario couldn’t plunge himself deeper into your wallet. Thanks a lot Nintendo.

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The Sinking Feeling

Appearances of Mario Forever, the trojan edition, have been thought to be seen circulating on gaming forums, and social media outlets, and appearing high up on search results. In this attack, there are three portions.

The first installs the Mario game and the other two secretly creep into the victim’s AppData directory during the installation. Once this process is complete, the installer fires up the XMR and the SupremeBot mining client. All the information about the victim’s machine is collected and sent to a mining server to begin the mining process.

A quick thing to note, XMR which is better known as Monero, is a mining program used by cybercriminals for crypto-jacking. In short, it makes use of the CPU (Central Processing Unit) to mine for Monero coins, the irony. The file for Monero will appear as “java.exe”. While this happens, SupremeBot, which will appear as a file named “atom.exe”, creates a copy of itself and places it in a hidden folder of the game’s installation directory.

Afterward, hiding under the name of a legitimate process, a scheduled task is created to run the copy every 15 minutes indefinitely. The first process is stopped, and the original file is deleted, this is done to avoid detection. Once that is completed, the malware sets up a connection with the C2 (Command and Control) server, here is where the collected data is transmitted, information about the client is registered, and the configuration for mining Monero is run.

SupremeBot then receives the payload from the C2 server in the form of a file named ‘wime.exe.’ This final file is called Umbral Stealer (UmS)—an information stealer programmed in C# designed to steal from infected Windows devices. All the information stored in web browsers such as, but not limited to, stored passwords, cookies, session tokens, crypto wallets, credentials, and authentication tokens for Discord, Minecraft, Roblox, and Telegram.

UmS can also create screenshots of the desktop, gain control of the webcam, and other media devices and collect local data before exiting to the C2 server. If that wasn’t enough, UmS can bypass the Windows Defender if tamper protection isn’t enabled.

If not enabled, UmS will add itself to Defender’s exclusion list, this means if it wasn’t on the welcome list before, it is now. UmS will also configure Windows host files to hinder communication with antivirus products rendering them ineffective. Just when you thought having a little security couldn’t get any smaller.

So, do I… squat to get into the pipe or…what? How do I protect Mario anyway?
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The Prevention

Any gamer will tell you that it’s hard to keep Mario completely safe while traversing Mushroom World on his never-ending quest to rescue Princess Peach. Many know it takes a couple of hits to cost Mario a life, but it only takes one for your computer.

A few ways to defend are downloading from official sources as third-party sources could have malware. It is best to frequently scan any downloads before running them on your computer.

Always make sure your antivirus software is up to date. If you feel as though you may have downloaded an infected version of Mario Forever, then you should scan your computer and remove anything detected.

If found, you should prioritize what is most important and change all passwords to any logins such as personal, banking, emails, and financial immediately. Keep your information safe and let Mario be the one running around in a panic.

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The M.S. You Didn’t Know About

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Threat actors have been trying to find ways into your wallet and it seems like they might have found the perfect product to do so. It is fairly known that threat actors want what’s in your wallet and they have attempted through numerous means to reap the benefits of your hard labor.

Although this time, they might have found the perfect product to do just that with the dark web market best-seller. We are going to look at what kind of attack this is, who is using it, its functionality and effects upon release, and some ways you could prevent all the precious items in your wallet from mystically disappearing.  

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The Attack

If you are unfamiliar with the dark web, this is the digital underground nightclub for threat actors and others of the like. Here you can link up with like-minded individuals and purchase items anonymously.

Whether it’s legal or not depends on its nature and its intended use. Now with the addition of Mystical Stealer (MS) being the latest malware product on the market, that nightclub just turned up the bass.

No, this isn’t a play on Mac Stealer and it’s more of a problem as you’ll come to find.

I’m cranking up music like rising gas prices.
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Who Can It Be Now

While this Digital Underground nightclub is currently popping, hackers are doing the Humpty dance in their victim’s bank accounts. MS is considered to be a malware-as-a-service due to being priced at USD 150 a month with the option of opting for a tri-monthly payment of USD 390. But like with inflation, gas prices, and MSs popularity the creator is looking to raise those price tags. It’s mind-blowing how criminals have a budget in mind for mucking up the budget of others. Never meet your hero kids.

The creator of MS, who still hasn’t been named, is receiving praise for his product. So much so that the creator has opened the floor on forums requesting any suggestions to improve the product. This raises concern because a threat actor is a developing problem but threat actors working together in numbers can be a developing nightmare.

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Don’t judge a book by its cover, I’m actually monitoring your network and before you ask, no, I don’t get paid enough for this.
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The Sinking Feeling

Speaking of developing nightmares, MS can find its way onto many versions of the Windows OS (Operating System). This ranges from Windows XP to 11 and it doesn’t need any dependencies so tracking its whereabouts is difficult.

MS also checks the environment to ensure it’s not in a sandbox—this is an environment that simulates another computer and other OS can be used within the environment, MS checks for this before it begins its infiltration.

It does this by checking the CPUID, the CPUID is what it sounds like when you break it down. CPU is the Central Processing Unit; ID is the Identification so in a nutshell this malware is checking under the hood to see what you’re running baby. It’s a little checking up the skirt action being done here.

Once in, it begins its operation by inserting itself into the memory to avoid detection and begins to make use of system calls for compromising targets. This is done to ensure that no trace is left on the hard disk during the exfiltration process.

After a target is chosen, malware is released for it to encrypt and transmit. The data is transmitted all the while client authentication is never needed. The malware has the bonus of being created without the need to use third-party libraries and has the enhanced functionality to parser from a self-written browser. It’s almost like the Tesla of malware, except it doesn’t crash on auto-drive.

Malware! We know you’re here!
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The Prevention

Now, while threat actors need money, we’re sure you do too. There are some ways to help prevent MS from two-stepping its way into your system. Ensuring your antivirus software is up to date as this will be patched regularly to reduce the risk of infection.

For business owners who have employees. providing awareness training for your employees can help lower the risk of systems becoming infected. Incorporating an incident and response plan as part of your playbook will help as this prepares for an “in case” scenario.

Mystical Stealer has already proven to be a threat so treating it lightly may see things go up in thin air and as times are getting harder, it’s clear that no one wants that.

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