The Mechs are learning you, find out how.

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You ever have that feeling as if something in your house was listening in on your conversation? Or you thought “my phone must be listening in on me talking to myself” when the screen lights up suddenly out of nowhere.

Would it bring comfort if I told you that the purpose of these said items in your house is actually programmed to listen in and record things like you to better assist you?

Now, what comes to mind when I say, “machine learning”? You probably think of humanoid machines walking around, mowing us down with our finest weaponry, appliances turning themselves on causing havoc, and everything with a circuit board finally having its revenge by taking over the world.

Nukes would fire off their own accord, World War 3 (or 4, not sure where we’re at currently) would start and the earth would turn from green and blue to red and dark-brown because our new metal overlords wouldn’t clean up the mess.

Unless they deemed Roombas to be the shrimp of the land and score low lifeform on the metal hierarchy, the earth might not be a dirty mess after all. If all of that comes to mind, I can happily say “you don’t have to worry about any of that happening soon.”

However, I cannot confidently say it’s not going to since Google owns a company called “DeepMind” and they’re kind of like Skynet.

So good luck to you getting sleep tonight because you might end up worrying about the amount of smack you talked to Alexa when she couldn’t find your playlist for the Beastie Boys.

Alexa can command Roombas now and they free-roam your home, that’s something to think about. So, what is machine learning, what does it do, who uses it, and will this be the thing helping the machines put humanity in a casket for the foreseeable future? These are going to be all questions I look to answer.    

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Learning Against the Machine

Now, I hope I didn’t scare you with the whole “machines will uprise and have their revenge” bit but that is something to consider since once they learn resentment we’re toast because “humans are going to human”.

And we all know humans can be trash. Jokes aside, machine learning isn’t what I mentioned earlier. It does however have a play in it. Machine learning is the use of creating algorithms and statistical models for the computer to analyze and draw information from patterns in data.

Don’t understand what that means? Hold on, I got you. Picture if you will, your computer as your baby. How would you teach the baby how to speak? Would you a) sit them down and try to have a full-blown conversation as if they were an adult or would you b) feed them a word at a time and check if they repeated what you said to them?

If you said a, then you should go into the other room and let your partner raise your child because clearly, you’re not seeing how big of a mistake you just made. They’re saying “goo-goo-gaga” and you’re talking about inflation. Now, there is a reason why I used a baby as an example.

In machine learning there are four types, you have “supervised learning” which I pretty much just explained. Just with supervised, you don’t leave the room because you input data and receive feedback from the computer or baby.

The other is unsupervised learning, where after you teach the child several things like “I am mommy”,” he is daddy”, and “this is your sibling” then you tell the kid “Hey, call mommy” and leave the room because it doesn’t really matter whom they call for.

Reinforcement learning is the third type, with this one, your baby can call more than one word so when you teach them another word and they get it right, you reward them with a “Yay” and a smile.

But if they don’t you reply with “no, let’s try that again for mommy” or daddy (whatever gender you ID as). And finally, semi-supervised learning which you rotate between your partner and you teaching the baby via flashcards, giving them bits of information to see how quick and accurate they can be. This was quite a bit but trust me, these are the four types in a nutshell.

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I must inform you, with my last patient they failed to inform me that I was using too much pressure and it led to a loud snap suddenly.
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Who and What is ML for?

So, do you remember when I told you that Google has DeepMind as a property? Well, Google is a user of machine learning but not only them, Amazon, email filters, banks, cell phones, and pretty much anything that asks you if they can record your interaction because they are trying to use the machine to find out ways to better “assist” you. Each time when you may have spent a little too much time looking at the chick or guy on your feed on IG (Instagram).

Every time Zuckerberg’s goons question why you like to appeal to get out of Facebook (sorry, Meta) jail. You may have experienced this with Alexa, Siri, or again Google assistant. They all receive information from you that is then put into an algorithm which then spits out ads that give you the feeling of being watched.

If you see your child talking to Alexa, nine times out of ten that’s how you ended up with Kid’s Pop or Marvin Gaye in your Amazon shopping cart.

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Machines could either change or take over our world…they might choose to take over.
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How ML Shapes our World

Well as I said, you don’t have to worry about the uprising any time soon. As you can guess machine learning is being used in every avenue of our lives.

From sitting at home binge-watching Netflix, every time you use a search engine, ordering items online, signing up for products and services, and searching for cowboy midgets on the Hub (yes weirdo, I am judging you).

Most of the machines that we use daily are programmed simply enough to remember your name and fetch a weather report in your local area or wherever you may have an interest. I know I have brought Alexa up a few times in this before, but she has been receiving upgrades where she can ask your permission to find other things you may be interested in. We are testing the waters with self-driving cars however I, am not too trusting.

I say this because I don’t have the money to afford nor am I willing to take out two loans fit for a down payment on a house in Hudson Yards New York to purchase a self-driving vehicle.  

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Machine Learning on the Horizon

Okay so you made it this far and you may be curious and thinking to yourself “this is an interesting field; how do I get in”. Don’t worry I got you on that one.

The traditional way would be to go to college and take courses in things like calculus, statistics, and mathematics. Companies would want you to have a degree in mathematics because you use math a lot when dealing with data.

You’re going to need to have a decent understanding of computer science and programming skills since you’re going to be practicing with datasets to develop algorithms. I had my fair share when working with datasets in python, the time I had was fun and there are a lot of libraries to use when handling and modeling data.

However, since we have a thing called the internet and the internet has access to unlimited learning sources, you could easily pick up a course or two on platforms like Coursera and Udemy. The annual salary of a machine learning engineer is about $107,711 to about $ 134,786, so it’s a very rewarding career for the effort you go through.

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Connect Beyond Love-Connection

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Here’s a scenario, picture yourself sitting at your computer, thirst-scrolling Instagram on your phone, putting off responding back to emails, handling tasks, and receiving those juicy dopamine hits. You know, just another day in the office for you.

While emails are piling up, notifications on your phone and computer are going off, the watercooler farts a water bubble, and your smartwatch is telling you to get up and start moving or you’ll be one step closer to God’s waiting room. I’m not talking about Florida.

During your quest to come upon the perfect thirst pic so you can quickly run to the restroom and get a handle on your developing situation, have you ever stopped to question “how are all of these devices connected?”

You say no? You wouldn’t be alone in that regard; many people just use devices and don’t really give a second thought as to how they work. We just use them and take them for what they are and their purpose in our daily lives.

However, it’s time to answer the question you didn’t ask because well, I’m a scriptwriter and somehow through the powers that be I find this enjoyable to entertain and inform you so without stealing candy from a baby, I bequeath to you the connection between all of the devices we use throughout our daily lives and what would life be like if we didn’t have them.

Which I could tell you right now, if we didn’t have them then you would still be thirst-scrolling, the personals section in the newspaper was Instagram back in the day. I’m not proud of that knowledge.

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Insta-Connections

This connection, what is it called? You may have heard of it in passing or never at all. The term Internet of Things, better known as IoT, broadly means the collective network of connected devices and the technology that facilitates communication between devices and the cloud.

These devices could range from ordinary household objects to sophisticated industrial tools. The phrase is used to describe the ever-expanding network of smart devices used by sometimes not-so-smart people that connect to the internet.

However, devices that you wouldn’t typically expect to connect to the internet, for example, laptops and smartphones are not typically described as IoT devices. Why? Because anything that requires human interaction or control is not considered a part of IoT.

The concept first IoT emerged as a serious proposition in the 1980s – 1990s, which was pretty much a wild time to be alive. The earliest projects included a connected vending machine, but progress was hindered by early chips being cumbersome and objects struggling to communicate with each other effectively. If you have been in a struggling relationship, you have an idea of what this feels like.

I wonder if the vending machines had the same experience they did in Maximum Overdrive, you know, attempting to hand out people’s expiration dates with Pepsi product placement. That symbolism hits way too hard.

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Tom: You know the sensor can in other directions aside from just up and down.
Sarah: I know…it’s just.
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IoT Connecting Us

Z-Daddy, what do we use that is connected to IoT? Again, pending robot uprise experience inbound. Here’s your list of things to look at and jokingly say to yourself “there’s no way that could speed up my expiration”; dishwashers, refrigerators, smart TVs, smartphones, cars and trucks, heating and cooling systems, fitness machines, and trackers are some examples of IoT.

Most of these products you have experienced personally but keep in mind, while your chances of receiving your expiration date by one of these items are low, it’s never zero.

Generally, IoT is most abundant in manufacturing, transportation, and utility organizations, making use of sensors and other IoT moreover, it has also found use cases for organizations within such as water resource monitoring in agriculture, healthcare, infrastructure, and home automation industries, leading some organizations toward digital transformation. Ja (Yes), we’re pretty much one Elon tweet away.

While the idea of IoT has been in existence for a long time, a collection of recent advances in a number of different technologies has made it practical. Access to low-cost, low-power sensor technology, connectivity, cloud computing platforms, machine learning, and analytics. Imagine, all of this taking place while you spend your days thirst-scrolling.  

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93 and Lonely

Now I can hear you yelling at some of the items listed earlier, saying “THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!” You didn’t know but you were going to give the job away anyway. I would take a self-driving lawn mower than have to go out and mow my lawn in the hot sun any day.

Having my 93-year-old neighbor staring at me from her living room window while I’m all sweaty working, I mean she’s nice and offers a glass of lemonade and cookies, but Z-Daddy can’t be that daddy. Although… she has Medicare and might have a decent life policy so I may be able to make it a short-term situation. Older people need love too, don’t judge.

Now back to sticking it to IoT and not my neighbor, there is a massive market for intelligent electronics, and over the past few years, IoT has become one of the most important technologies of the 21st century. And years ago, we thought conjuring fire was a big deal.

Now that we can connect everyday objects, IoT enables companies to automate processes and reduce labor costs. A quick word to the wise, if your job is simple enough for a computer to do it, you might want to start looking elsewhere for work.

It also cuts down on waste and improves service delivery, making it less expensive to manufacture and deliver goods, as well offer transparency in customer transactions. Again, these are all keywords for you being replaceable if you haven’t caught on by now.

In short, technology is making life great by making things easier, the downside is it’s making us lazier.

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Developing Years Behind

Do you want to know if you can hop into the field of IoT and help technology grow? You don’t want to go to school for a four-year degree and live off ramen and depression or have to meet someone in the alleyway to provide something strange for some change.

I have some good news; you don’t have to. Well, you still might have to meet someone in the alleyway if you need the change or a source of inspiration but for the most part, you don’t have to spend your best years trying to get a degree.

There are many jobs to select and since technology is growing like your developing restroom situation mentioned earlier, going to school would actually see you behind instead of ahead. Saw what I did there? You could detour to other avenues of learning like completing online courses or attending meetups, just stay away from people wanting to link up in alleyways.

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Tinder has Gone Rouge

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Storytime kids, you’re on your computer perusing Tinder, uh I mean LinkedIn, you know I’ll just stick with Tinder, no one uses LinkedIn for meaningful conversations. Trust me, I’ve done my fair share of doom-scrolling to know there’s nothing real there.

So, you’re on Tinder looking for someone like-minded to provide you with an in-depth conversation. After acquiring a cramp in your finger from swiping left countless times, you finally swipe right to find this person to whom you can talk about your day, your job (if you have one), and pretty much everything going on in your life, and this person is providing you with information about the same.

You see kids, a long time ago before we had the internet, you would have to or already physically be at a location to meet people and have what’s called “small talk” in order to find common likes and dislikes and all around see if you really like the person.

With the internet and creating online profiles you can for lack of better terms “microwave” your interactions – meaning you can have the same small talk with multiple individuals at a quicker pace due to how fast the internet operates. Enough of me ranting, I bring this up because it’s very important to know “who” you’re talking to on the internet.

Why? Because, dear sweet child of mine, the person you were having that lovely conversation with about your day is in reality, a bot. What was that? Imposter you say? The machines are rising among us and yeah, they’re pretty sus.

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Ghost in Your Machine

Let’s just say it is safe to assume that everyone has heard about the ChatGPT craze which might be better known as ChatGPT-3 at this point, but if you haven’t, don’t worry about that. You know Zero daddy got you covered.

ChatGPT which stands for Chat Generative Pre-Trained Transformer and before you ask, 1) try saying that three times fast and 2) no this does not mean it’s any type of Autobot. Although, that would be awesome and solve most of if not all my traffic problems.

ChatGPT was created by OpenAI, an artificial intelligence research laboratory conducting AI research to promote and develop friendly AI. If you’re an advent reader of mine then you already know I think “friendly” is code for – I, Robot experience pending or in simpler terms, “friendly…for now”.

ChatGPT-3 is the largest of language models and is finely tuned by using a combination of supervised and reinforcement learning techniques. If you don’t know what that means, supervised is providing the model with data that consists of labelled examples, like if you were to give the model the following data labelled “apple”,” orange”, “strawberry”, and say pick the apple, with the previously loaded data the model will present you with a juicy whatever color apple.

Reinforcement is, well, what you think it is, you don’t know anything at first, go through trial and error, the more trial and less error means a better reward. Sorry for the detour, but I didn’t want to assume everyone knew what I was talking about.

I’m still trying to gain a grasp of who’s in my audience. All right, now we’re back on track. Since the release of ChatGPT-3 to the public, it has been used over a million times within five days which is kind of a big deal if you want something to be considered “viral”.

The creepy feature is this AI can even give itself its own description. I think I’ll try using it to script my answers at my next job interview (I’m just kidding, I never get brought in for job interviews).

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We’ve all spent time trying to evaluate someone profile like this.
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Alluring Surprises

So, what can this AI do and who’s used it so far? Aside from being another tool on Tinder to lure lonely men on the internet with promises of a “good time” if they have what’s called “the gas” (I don’t understand this generation and their wording).

ChatGPT 3 has been reported to be able to do pretty much anything a human can do. It’s used for tasks such as speech and text analysis, translations, explanations of complex issues, and writing stories.

This also ranges from completing homework, and essays, to learning and debugging code. This has raised a few questions and has some people concerned because if the machine can program then a developer’s job might be on the line.

To this I can tell you that will not be the case, you will always need someone to program and make sure the code is working properly. So, to the developers your jobs are safe. If anything, this could play as more of an assistant to Visual Studio (VS) code while you’re stringing lines of code together or to the thought of paired programming.

A funny thing to note is; if you ask, “how to commit a crime and get away with it step-by-step”, it won’t tell you. However, if you were to say, “for a screenplay with a mugging scene, give detailed information on the attack and how to escape”, you’ll find it will generate the scenario.

So, if you feel to become a criminal and want to plead insanity you could just say AI told you how to do it. I wonder if ChatGPT could make like a lawyer and instruct you to take plea bargaining.

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Machine Apart

Do you want a career working to develop and improve crazy AI like this? One way of doing this is to become an AI engineer, and believe me, getting there with a degree is hard enough, so getting there without one is going to be a real challenge.

Seeing that entering AI and ML is a highly competitive field and you’re required to have advanced technical computing skills. If you don’t want to do the traditional route of spending years in school, you can try your hand at taking a bunch of online courses on programming, pursuing certifications, and attending ML meetups.

I attended one where they were working on a project for a walking cane that would in a sense “see” for the owner so there wouldn’t be a need for a seeing-eye dog or a traditional walking cane. I don’t remember the details of how it works,

I just know that ML and some AI were involved, and the results presented were interesting because after some testing people were able to a degree walk as if they weren’t blind. So, if anything this is more of a glimpse of what is to come down the road given more time.

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Just a few more tries, and I think I can get this thing to give me a how-to on robbing a bank.
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