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Throughout the history of mankind, there is one emotion that has driven us to do many things. Some of these may be crazy and unconventional, but the result is done with good intentions…sometimes.
It’s the one emotion that no one can seem to live without unless you have no desire for it because you believe you’re cold-hearted, at this point I would cautiously call you a monster and bid you a good day. What is this emotion I’m alluding to?
It’s called love, love is a very interesting and powerfully intoxicating emotion we humans have. If there is anything to know about love, it’s a good thing. However, if you’re rifling through piles and piles of emails from the weekend only to find one saying “ILOVEYOU” in the subject line followed by a “click here” attachment might not be the love you may want at the current point in time.
Don’t know what I’m talking about? Let me script to you what I mean.

Tim: It’s because I didn’t read that script thingy.
Kim: That and you didn’t change the toilet paper roll this morning.
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A Lovely Chain Letter
As mentioned earlier, you’re rifling through all of your emails from the weekend, and you find one saying “ILOVEYOU”. While this may seem like someone sent this with the intent to brighten up your day and give you all of those cute, warm fuzzy feelings like reminiscing about grandma’s home cooking, the bad news is it’s not.
This event is referred to as the “Love Bug” or “Love Letter for You”, in other words, you’re getting duped with a computer virus, if you click on the attachment. Just when you thought someone was falling head over heels for you.

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Frat Worms in College
Here’s a question for you, can you remember what you were doing in the year 2000? If whatever you were doing doesn’t involve sitting in your room making computer viruses, congrats, you’re a part of the majority. I know there is someone reading this script saying “Actually, I was reverse engineering them because of lack of friends.”
Back in the heyday of the year 2000, on May 4th of that year. A 24-year-old college student from the Philippines, by the name of Onel de Guzman had created this computer virus to steal passwords for internet access because he couldn’t pay for it.
This is very reminiscent of trying to tune to the right frequency on the old-school cable box to get the pre-hub before the now prominent hub, black and orange baby. Page 153 and still can’t find anything, we’re all so broken.
At this junction and for my own sanity, I have to make it known that in some sources ILY is referred to as a virus but overall, it’s a worm. The difference is, viruses tend to come in ones or twos, and they muck up a few files in your computer system whereas worms on the other hand, just need you to open the door, and from there, one can multiply and muck up a whole network. Worms are like the frat boys of the computer world, once in, they like to party.

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Loving Dollar Decline
Here’s a scenario on the ILY process, yes, I know you’re dying to know. So, let’s say you are friends with Tom, and you get a message from Tom saying “ILOVEYOU” in the subject line. You open the email and see there’s an attachment. With you knowing Tom, you open the attachment thinking nothing of it but that’s when having to explain to someone why you ghosted them, and spontaneously pop back up begins.
This triggers an event of messages being re-sent to, not only everyone in your list of contacts but their list as well. Do you see how it wormed its way into your life? This scenario is what happens on small scale but on a larger one, ILY found its way into corporate networks due to Microsoft Outlook being widely used at the time which resulted in files of every type being wiped from the hard drives and in just about 10 business days resulted in 45 million users and cost about $10 billion in damages. That’s $3.5 billion in today’s currency, the power of the good ole American dollar, am I right?

Z-Daddy: Jake…you know that’s not help you deal with computer viruses, right?
Jake: Pfft, whatever bro, waited long enough and screen went off. Mission accomplished.
Z-Daddy: That’s…never mind.
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Effects and After Effects
Now while this worm had spread its way across many, many, many systems, some of which include the Pentagon, CIA, and U.S. Army, and even ventured to the United Kingdom, this one isn’t much to worry about. A part of it was caught on a server that was quickly turned offline and with no other servers to send information to, there was nowhere for it to spread.
Many large companies had to make the decision to completely turn off their emailing systems. As we all may know, being able to email can convey information and information is money, so you can picture a lot of money was lost throughout this whole endeavor. At this junction you have nothing to worry about, however, this doesn’t mean one can run around clicking on emails with “ILOVEYOU” in the subject title.
Being aware of a potential cyber-attack could make a world of difference when it comes to protecting your computer and your life in general. If you get an email from someone you know and you’re curious about it, check with them on another medium (i.e., text message or phone call) to ensure that it was them that sent the email.
Of course, you should have anti-virus and malware protection on your computer and that it and your operating system is up to date as the older systems have vulnerabilities that are not patched. To touch back onto Guzman, while he has one of the world’s first global computer viruses (worm) under his belt which affected 45 million, charges against him and his buddy were dropped, and he regrets unleashing ILY.
When ILY did its thing and pretty much destroyed email by storm, Guzman was so shaken up that he took a year off from working with computers. He now runs a phone repair shop with his buddy in the Philippines.

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